Welcome to Heresy.

Turbo nano roaster where little is normal.

HOW TO ORDER THESE heresies?

Sit back and take your pick of coffees that will be roasted especially for you. Just. For. You.

Lady dear, these are heresies, here we do not operate like other smoke stores and online stores!

Here you will always scrape coffees roasted especially for you. You place an order for your next firing and pyk! Magic. Three days later you get jars full of the freshest fritters. Check out when the next janitor is! This is usually Tuesday, with delivery LATER than Friday.

Nearest smoking date: August 8, 2023

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and what are THESE heresies?

We have heretical opinions
And we feel good about it!

We reform coffee by telling heresies. We choose only microlots ≥86 points, because we are not interested in ordinary coffee. We believe that farms and producers are more important than brewing accessories. We draw circles instead of dodgy tasting notes. We seal the roasted grains in brown jars. We have heretical opinions and we feel good about it!

KAWKI CYMES!

We choose only microlots ≥86 points, because we are not interested in ordinary coffee.

FARMS <3

We believe that farms and producers are more important than brewing accessories.

TASTE ≠ NOTES.

We’re drawing intuitive circles instead of quaint flavor notes.

ECO-FRIENDLY

We seal the roasted grains in brown jars, 100% for recycling.

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